Bert Kreischer Net Worth 2023: Biography Income Career

Bert Kreischer Net Worth:

Bert Kreischer is a famous American Comedian, TV host and Actor. He is also known as The Machine, Fat Sticks these names are given by fans to him. Which are quite suitable. He been working since 1997. Bert Kreischer Net worth is around $ 3 Million USD in 2023. And As a Stand – Up Comedian his main subject are like Human Behavior, Human Sexuality, American Politics in which he quite good, Gender difference and the most interesting subject in whole world weight loss.

When he was in the College of Florida State University he was featured in an article of Rolling Stone Magazine and it named Bert “the top partyer at the number One Party School in the Country.” And there is also a film which is based one Bert life and career Journey. Name of film is “The Machine”.

In this article you will find details about Bert Kreischer Net worth, biography, his career journey, Bert family details, his wife, children, other relationships like dating life etc.

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Bert Kreischer Net Worth & Assets:

Net Worth 2023$ 3  Million
In Indian RupeesRs. 24.5 Crores
Monthly Income$ 50 K USD
Yearly Income$ 500K Million
Last UpdatedSepetember, 2022

Bert Kreischer Assets:

Bert also earn from various brands endorsements. He charged $ 1500 per endorsement post he shares through his social Media Accounts. Along with it his income sources are so many like branded merchandise, CDs etc. Bert is also a stock holder in many automobile investments, real estate properties.

Bert Real Estate & other properties:

  •  Bert live in Los Angeles in beautiful house which bought in 2010 at $ 529,000 USD. In this there are 2 bedrooms and 1 bathroom. And live in there with her wife LaaAnn and two daughters.

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Bert Kreischer Biography | About:

Full NameAlbert Kreischer Jr.
Nick NameThe Machine, Fat Sticks
Net Worth 2023$ 3  Million
Net worth in INRRs. 24.5 Crores
Date of BirthNovember 3, 1972
Age50 years old
Birth PlaceSt. Petersburg, Florida, US
Marital StatusMarried
HobbiesCracking Jokes
Zodiac SignScorpio

Scottie Physical Stats & More:

HeightIn cm – 182 cm
In meter – 1.82 m
In Feet – 5’ 11”
WeightIn Kg – 80 kg
In Pound – 177 lbs
Eye ColorLight blue
Hair ColorBlack
Sexual OrientationStraight

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Brands used by The Machine:

Face wash for faceLancôme Face Wash
(get it on Amazon)
Face wash for eyesMene & Moy
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PerfumeGucci Rush
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Face CreamMakari Classic Night Treatment Skin Cream
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Beard Shampoo Wash and
Comfy Mate
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Hair oilCoconut
(get it on Amazon)

Bert Kreischer favorites:

ActorWill Smith
ActressScarlett Johansson, Stephanie Kurtzuba
Film / MovieCaddyshack 2, Fletch 3
SingerWilco, Justin Bieber, Beyoncé
FoodBig Mac Meal with four Single Cheeseburgers and a Diet Coke
DestinationNew York, London

Scottie Scheffler Family Details:

FatherAl Kreischer (Real estate Attorney)
MotherGege Kreischer (Early Childhood Development)
BrotherNot Known
SisterNot Known
WifeLeeAnn Kreischer (m. 2003)
 ChildrenTwo Daughters Georgia Kreischer (Born 2004) Ila Kreischer (Born 2006)
Bert Kreischer Family
Bert Kreischer Family

Bert Kriescher’s Wife LeeAnn Kriescher:

LeeAnn Kriescher is an American Actress, Podcaster and specially a writer. They first met Leeann was about 30 years old. But couldn’t remember meeting Bert for the first 2 times. They met through the common friend Lorenzo who was friends of writing partner of Leeann and roommate of Bert. When Bert saw her first time he fell for Leeann and told about her to Lorenzo.

Bert Kreischer wife LeeAnn Kreischer
Bert Kreischer wife LeeAnn Kreischer

Then Second Time they met in Yoga Class at Hollywood YMCA. Bert set his yoga mat next to her but all she remember that there is some weirdo man next to her who is literally bathing with own sweat.  Then third time they met at club where all her friends were bowling. They decided to part in two group one of the couple and other is the single group. So Bert and Leeann both are single that time so they both in the Single group. And they beat the ass of couple group in bowling.

Bert is always like charming making fun, get along with all her friends like they were friends for long time. She found Bert Quite charming that time so she said to Lorenzo “Give Bert my Number” but he didn’t call her for five days so she called Lorenzo “Why didn’t he called me” and Lorenzo handed phone to Bert. And they decided to go out on Wednesday that time she didn’t know that Bert has never asked a girl for legit date that why he didn’t call Leeann.

Then dated for 2 years before getting married. On December 2003 they got married. And now they have two daughter together Georgia Kriescher born in 2004 and Ila Kriescher born in 2006. And currently living in Los Angeles.

Bert Kriescher’s Career & Early Life:

Bert Early Life:

Bert was born on November 3rd, 1972 at St. Petersburg, Florida. His father Al Kreischer who worked as Real estate Attorney in Tampa. And his Mother Gege Kreischer worked in Early Childhood Development. He basically raised in Tampa which is city of U.S Gulf Coast City.

He started his schooling with attending the Private Jesuit High School. After that for his graduation in English Major he went to Florida State University. Where he became the member of Alpha Tau Omega Fraternity.

When he was in Sixth year of college in 1997. FSU ranked on top in the Annual list of “Party Schools” by The Princeton Review. After few months later Rolling posted an Article on six-page titled “Bert Kreischer: The Undergraduate” and named him “the top partyer at the Number one Party School in the Country.”

There is also an interesting incident happed with Rolling Stone which become the Basis of the film National Lampoon’s Van Wilder in 2002. Which based on the life of Bert and Actor Ryan Reynolds played the character of Bert in the Movie. It happed because one the Writer changed the Bert Name in the Script and sold it to the Lampoon after deal went off in Rolling Stone.

Bert Kriescher Standup Comedy Career:

Bert started his career with nightclub in TaIlahassee, Florida which is a bar basically. After that he shifted to New York and worked in Boston Comedy Club.

He is popular for Shirtless Standup Comedy Performance. Beside comedy he also good at Storytelling and there is one is favourite story that how he helped Russian mafia in Rob a train. While he was on a college trip to Russia. After telling this story he got the name “The Machine”.

After that Bert performed many international stages, and even gave performance on late Night talk Shows like Late Show with David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Conan etc. In 2009 on Comedy Central Bert Comedy Special appeared with titled – Bert Kreischer: Comfortable Dumb and in 2016 on Showtime with Titled – Bert Kreischer: The Machine.

After that he performed in 2015 on Comedy Central in Storytelling Series: This is Not Happening. In 2018 he appeared on Netflix with Bert Kreischer: The Secret Time. And again in 2020 with Bert Kreischer: Hey Big Boy.

Bert Podcasting:

In 2012 Bert launched a new podcast Named Bertcast. Which is weekly comedy podcast hosted and produced by himself Kreischer. He even co – hosted two podcast 2 Bears 1 Cave and Bill Bert. He even went on different podcast as guest like WTF with Marc Maron, Doug Benson’s Doug Loves Movies, H3 Podcast, Your Mom’s House etc.

Interesting fact about Bert Kreischer:

  • Bert published a book of 256 pages named: Life of the Party: Stories of a Perpetual Man – Child.
  • Bert is afraid of heights. And after he was featured on Bert the Conqueror. He went to amusement parks across the whole U.S. just to experience thrill rides.
  • Bert acting debut was in 2001 on Life with David J at CBS Pilot.
  • His wife Leeann is 2 year older than him. And she is host of Podcast “Wife of the Party”.
  • He has his own YouTube Channel with his own name and he has around 932 K Suscirbers.


Bert is very good person as all know how funny he is. The speciality of his performance doesn’t with his content or jokes but being shirtless/ topless. He like to perform without shirt showing his big belly and hairy chest. His favourite topics are Human sexuality, politics, and weight loss. Which are quite suitable with him. Apart from a funny man he is very keen about privacy of himself and his family.

If there’s an Adrenaline Rush, I will find it; there’s an Anxiety attack, I will have it.

– Bert Kreischer

People Also Ask of Kreischer

How Bert Kreischer get famous?

Bert Kreischer is famous for his Stand – up comedy while topless. Other than this he is also known for storytelling. For which he got the nick name: The Machine.

Who is wife of Bert Kreischer?

Bert wife Leeann

Leeann Kreischer is wife of Bert and they got married in 2003 after 2 years of dating.

How much does Bert Kreischer weigh?

Bert kreischer weight is about 90 kilogram or 198 pounds.

What is Bert Kreischer net worth?

Bert Kreischer net worth in around $ 3 Million as of 2023.

How old are bert Kreischer’s Daughters?

Bert Kreischer daughters

Bert Kreischer have two daughters first one is Georgia Kreischer born in 2004 and she is 19 years old. And second one is Ila Kreischer born in 2006 and she is 17 years old as of 2023.

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